Getting Over an Infatuation

I am working on a plan on how to get over an infatuation. Cruel world. Why am I always into somebody who doesn't even know I exist. I feel so invisible and i don't like the feeling. Here are some tips (or gibberish, whatever you call it) to make life more bearable:

1. more likely, the guy that you want isn't into you. so why prolong the agony? scan the crowd. flirt with eligible bachelors.
2. try to have a make over - personality make over. real males, (i assume) also value the soul...the total self thingy.
3. improve communication skills. i know. it does sound overrated but it is effective (i bet!)
4. give yourself a break. it is not fair that you always do the day dreaming... let the male species salivate over you. a date with your girlfriends might do the trick!
5. carpe diem. i believe that we cannot change things over night. so while you're on the process, enjoy each stalking moment and face whatever obstacle you'll encounter ( you'll learn in time)

I wasting precious time over some worthless garbage...time to start working girl.