Litterbox

Saturday

This would have been one of the most exciting saturdays of my damned life.

I got up early to prepare for school to have our paper checked.
Everything's fine, save for the delays and 'shittiness' that occurred. I can't seem to accept that I failed in my toilet training...I am so disgusted to what had happened.

What could have been worse than to see yourself running from a cafe to your house to relieve your bowel, eh? I ran as fast as I could but to no avail...I still shit on my pants.

This is an additional blunder to my already ruined reputation.
I am really in a state of total distraught. This sounds ridiculus and still I have the guts to write everything in here, minus the eeew details. My tummy still hurts. I still have the weird feeling of desire to relieve myself...from the evils of shits!

-Phew